there were no survivors SCORE 37
5 days a week SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
he made his choice SCORE 43
important psa SCORE 44
bad ass SCORE 38
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
oh wow SCORE 49
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
too late SCORE 38
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
pebble and roll SCORE 65
