they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
5 days a week SCORE 45
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
bad ass SCORE 38
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i am this dog SCORE 20
too late SCORE 38
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
there were no survivors SCORE 37
teens with attitude SCORE 27
he made his choice SCORE 42
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
anchors away! SCORE 22
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i hope so! SCORE 21
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37