why dirty a real mug? SCORE 19
they’ve finally gone too far SCORE 10
c’mon, finish cooking already! SCORE 14
how badly do you have to go? SCORE 8
some assembly required SCORE 8
go away, robert SCORE 19
did i do it right? SCORE 15
no bones about it SCORE 13
why not? SCORE 12
the way the universe works SCORE 21
slow down there, picnic bear SCORE 11
just to make it sound like i care SCORE 14
he should have retired years ago SCORE 21
and there it is SCORE 39
it was necessary SCORE 17
every vacation once you have kids SCORE 14
a venn diagram SCORE 24
they can’t help themselves SCORE 16
yes SCORE 15
just part of my day SCORE 16
3104558 SCORE 4
the inescapable future SCORE 20
the perfect uncle SCORE 19
problem solved SCORE 12
just chew and swallow SCORE 12
i feel ripped off SCORE 7
mt doom scrolling SCORE 40
those aren’t legs? SCORE 26
… but you won’t succeed SCORE 16
optical illusion SCORE 22
relationships in reverse SCORE 9
this makes me sad SCORE 5
