Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Mama no. SCORE 52
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
+ cry. SCORE 119
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
I GUESS SCORE 46
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The life of a book. SCORE 74
