it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
the villain just really wants to impress the hero. maybe grab dinner sometime SCORE 28
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
this would be a good prank to pull on your significant other. just make sure they don’t call a plumber SCORE 14
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
incredible cherry potato plants that yield double crops SCORE 34
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
silent forgiveness is perfectly acceptable self care SCORE 26
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
well well well, if it isn’t ricky pee pee, here to finally pay for his crimes SCORE 27
after you turn 30, going out after 9 is more of a chore than a good time SCORE 26
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
bear with me SCORE 26
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
put the steps back or pay the consequences SCORE 25
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
judges judily SCORE 20
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
whoop there it is SCORE 23
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
