Luke, I am… SCORE 123
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 110
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
The future. SCORE 172
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Adulthood. SCORE 136
What I hated about Highschool SCORE 177
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 181
Dog zen. SCORE 11
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Top Soccer Shootout Ever SCORE 15
Yawn. SCORE 11
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
I am Joey. SCORE 109
One donut to rule them all SCORE 132
Who’s the scaredy cat now? SCORE 125
I need this. SCORE 137
Nokia SCORE 145
The Sahara Toilet. SCORE 14
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 213
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
Anything can be a sexy Halloween costume. SCORE 5
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149