How is this possible? SCORE 277
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Word! SCORE 19
I yawned! SCORE 10
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
I was mugged! SCORE 130
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Wrong Show SCORE 191
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Self checkout. SCORE 244
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Truth. SCORE 182
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
BROFIST SCORE -3
