This is why high heels hurt your feet. SCORE 289
I am free? SCORE 157
Meanwhile in America… SCORE 142
A cat’s life. SCORE 106
I lurve my tube… SCORE 255
I want cookie. SCORE 129
Occupy Mordor. SCORE 134
Remember you’re not alone. SCORE 220
Hearing aids. SCORE 277
Wild sneeze cometh… SCORE 79
Fencing… also for old people. SCORE 165
I know kung fu. SCORE 148
Bill Gates is a ninja. SCORE 197
Breaking news: HOVER BOARDS! SCORE 202
Har har har. SCORE 225
Beware of Limbo Dancers! SCORE 142
Flight paths. SCORE 207
Get in one little fight. SCORE 261
A well balanced diet. SCORE 241
Do want. SCORE 192
Perspective. SCORE 183
The effects of global warming. SCORE 270
I think it’s an E. SCORE 231
Sorry Pacman… SCORE 170
Vincent Van Gogh to Disneyland. SCORE 98
The juggling drummer. SCORE 216
Royal-tea. SCORE 201
Bacon. SCORE 214
Mhm. SCORE 167
I never got your text. SCORE 178
Moustacha. SCORE 154
Every day I’m snufflin’. SCORE 209