Mama no. SCORE 52
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
+ cry. SCORE 119
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
I GUESS SCORE 46
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Are you even real? SCORE 113
