My cat thinks she's a horse. SCORE 70
Sorry. SCORE 181
You must be this tall, to ride in my nazi car. SCORE 107
Doggo needs an adult... SCORE 26
Get momwrecked. SCORE 97
Three things Jurassic Park taught me about buying a home. SCORE 127
Timeless. SCORE 34
Carbon is the slut of all the elements. SCORE 163
Cat puns... SCORE 188
What my voice sounds like. SCORE 236
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 193
Dammit, Meatball SCORE 22
Type it faster. SCORE 27
Pokeface. SCORE 226
say extra cheese! SCORE 20
Ask me about my T-Rex. SCORE 184
Accurate. SCORE 95
Clothing options girls vs guys SCORE 94
Asking the milky questions SCORE 84
Vincent Van No. SCORE 151
Happy New Year! SCORE 95
good guy snow day SCORE 146
Dad?! SCORE 197
Mine snack. SCORE 21
SILENCE YOU PEASANT! SCORE 216
When you prove someone wrong. SCORE 102
Mhm. SCORE 166
Burger in a can SCORE 96
Breaking Frozen SCORE 114
16th Century Painting Of Watermelon Shows Just How Far Selective Cultivation Has Changed Them SCORE 109
Mount Rushmore's Final Look SCORE 116
Awesome candle is awesome. SCORE 185
