Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
OH HAI… SCORE 235
That’s so sweet… oh wait. SCORE 157
Wet paint. SCORE 233
Proof. SCORE 148
I have nothing to say. SCORE 229
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
A piece of meat. SCORE 128
White bread. SCORE 306
The lie detective. SCORE 104
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 266
Cats are jerks. SCORE 113
I was framed! SCORE 317
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. SCORE 271
Nice try though. SCORE 220
Underwear that’s fun to wear! SCORE 170
No, I will not play Call Me Maybe. SCORE 246
Scumbag Subway. SCORE 146
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
Scarlet takes a tumble. SCORE 122
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
First world cats. SCORE 201
Iron Man Bear. SCORE 162
Brits having a normal day at Wal-Mart SCORE 175
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. SCORE 285
Please be trolling. SCORE 338
How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
Day 42: The humans still think I’m a baked potato. SCORE 268
