marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
cute winking cat SCORE 19
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
