
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20

Your case is curry. SCORE 19

Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21

Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 27

All dogs go to heaven… SCORE 21

Cat maths SCORE 28

the great garlic conspiracy SCORE 29

I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 27

A tradition SCORE 19

Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26

Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15

More like $60 SCORE 31

Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27

No it’s Biden… SCORE 23

Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21

Please zoom outta here right quick. SCORE 32

Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25

The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23

Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 27

Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 29

It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22

Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25

When school starts again post C19… SCORE 22

Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 22

M O I S T U R I Z E M E SCORE 27

I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 23

flawless batting. SCORE 27

At least you’re in the right place… SCORE 32

That is quite the analogy, bud. SCORE 23

Put a cork in it SCORE 30

*American flag emoji* SCORE 27

One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28