what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
we are the math problem SCORE 35
at least there are cats SCORE 20
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
potato shaped SCORE 10
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
species and age, please SCORE 40
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
the dishes… again SCORE 27
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
battle snake SCORE 26
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
growing toe beans SCORE 33
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
dog bites everything SCORE 23
pupils dilate SCORE 44
roger roger SCORE 14
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
