Every time. SCORE 180
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Lottery SCORE 4
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Made of match sticks. SCORE 137
How to confuse an idiot SCORE 1
Boop! SCORE 136
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
My new calculator. SCORE 109
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
Good idea. SCORE 4
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
Well played Simon, well played. SCORE 198
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Karma. SCORE 236
SMILE!!! SCORE 151
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
This generation. SCORE 265
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Forever and always SCORE 0
