In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Not even once SCORE 58
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Star Vars SCORE 55
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
When I die… SCORE 130
The truth hurts SCORE 40
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Ooops? SCORE 118
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
This is adorable SCORE 135
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
RIP SCORE 63
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
