The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Finally. SCORE 344
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
This needs to happen. SCORE 268
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Accurate. SCORE 257
Why English is hard to learn. SCORE 183
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
