The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
Lindo love you too, Bobbo. SCORE 18
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Food for thoug SCORE 27
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
How did we miss this?! SCORE 18
bruv ya gotta run, ya? SCORE 19
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Big hmm… SCORE 32
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
The one true science SCORE 32
He’s seen some things… SCORE 20
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Waitasecond… SCORE 39