
There are three types of people SCORE 134

I Would Like To Be The Reason SCORE 115

Let the children have pizza night. SCORE 35

MARTY, you've got to come back with me! SCORE 68

The rest of the biological clock. SCORE 112

Someone Is Procrastinating SCORE 236

'It takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' SCORE 95

A new way to shake up your emails SCORE 24

Goldfish calls in the cavalry SCORE 235

This is what federal prison is for... SCORE 19

The cure for duckface? Spaghetti. SCORE 165

First class vs. Coach SCORE 95

Black history month SCORE 150

Approaching maximum derp. SCORE 254

How the Solar System actually travels through our galaxy SCORE 27

Lighten up, bud. SCORE 28

They could be playing Sirius and Remus instead... SCORE 336

Every grad student's thinking SCORE 116

Congrats. It's a cat. SCORE 171

You dirty Yu-Gi-oh fan... SCORE 102

That joke is a brain-wreck SCORE 188

Punch fear in the face SCORE 124

Happy St. Patrick's Day! SCORE 79

I'm a photographer. SCORE 309

Rainbow Dash in Moscow Subway SCORE 122

Scumbag dingoes! SCORE 204

Have a nice flight. SCORE 148

8th grade freak out SCORE 204

4 hours into the essay I'm suppose to be writing... SCORE 210

David Bowie on life SCORE 171

The truth about our education system. SCORE 259

Wait just a got dam minute. SCORE 77