just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
what a helpful lass SCORE 26
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 15
a genius idea SCORE 24
everything is just fine SCORE 19
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
have a good one eh SCORE 17
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
we are all connected SCORE 16
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 29
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14