must pet the pet SCORE 37
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
delete my number SCORE 28
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
so true SCORE 37
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
i can never find the words SCORE 45
oh wow SCORE 48
i wonder why SCORE 39
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
bad ass SCORE 38
irony man SCORE 45
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
important psa SCORE 44
i also laughed SCORE 56
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
clever girl SCORE 40
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
there were no survivors SCORE 37
cats always come first SCORE 27
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
