call the fire department SCORE 4
an impossible task SCORE 20
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
i have layers SCORE 33
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
hi friend! SCORE 31
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i always spill SCORE 17
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
this is why i drink SCORE 29
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
who’s in? SCORE 34
back to bed! SCORE 19
clever SCORE 29
english burn SCORE 27
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
excuse me SCORE 19
definitely a dog SCORE 46
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i’m canceling SCORE 9
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
they get huge SCORE 22
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54