Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
My life is a lie. SCORE 265
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
The new Batman SCORE 11
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
Things To do. SCORE 15
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
I want to do this. SCORE 295
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 74
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Because Cute SCORE 16
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
The first day of school. SCORE 228