we got married immediately SCORE 20
present the witnesses SCORE 46
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
feel my fatness SCORE 18
it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
acid for kids SCORE 30
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
retirement is near SCORE 22
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
my preciouses SCORE 14
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
welcome to hell SCORE 28
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
this is my lore SCORE 15
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
