if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
texagons SCORE 23
how to make lacroix at home and save money SCORE 22
a true work of art SCORE 13
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
the council has convened. SCORE 15
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
no SCORE 23
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
help, i woke up SCORE 32
muggle born SCORE 15
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 16
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
space facts on your back SCORE 37
nature is healing SCORE 29
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
a hammerhead shark sculpture made out of hammers SCORE 31
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
when you realize you’re the adult that should be able to handle the situation SCORE 17
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
