dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
dog bites everything SCORE 23
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the case was never solved SCORE 27
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
what’s for lunch? SCORE 22
cat statue gonna cat SCORE 39
earth has stopped SCORE 22
potato shaped SCORE 10
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
new australian spider SCORE 24
borchestershire shot SCORE 36
the tiger is out SCORE 33
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
earth sandwich SCORE 39
the dishes… again SCORE 27
don’t send help SCORE 19
when two monsters love each other SCORE 23
battle snake SCORE 26
the fine china SCORE 12
distraction level expert SCORE 13
growing toe beans SCORE 33
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
next time there will be consequences SCORE 33
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
see you tomorrow SCORE 27