Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
Accurate. SCORE 158
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
1,000 Likes to get a cat. SCORE 303
The prediction. SCORE 54
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
Or a chair… SCORE 4
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
Ba dum tss… SCORE 180
Things cows don’t do. SCORE 137
What would you do? SCORE 321
How Twitter works. SCORE 63
Sage advice. SCORE 217
Accurate. SCORE 155
How I met your mother. SCORE 131
Do want. SCORE 94
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Sexy Lady SCORE 5
Om nom nom. SCORE 148
Such a missed opportunity. SCORE 195
The Hunger Games. SCORE 218
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
Please? SCORE 111
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
Magic. SCORE 168
Waking up. SCORE 107
