How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Game over. SCORE 16
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
It has begun… SCORE 95
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 199
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
totally! SCORE 211
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 245
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Every time I wash a spoon. SCORE 187
The texting mitt. SCORE 125
One Year Left… SCORE 108
Rub my belly! SCORE 193
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
I’m drownin in it SCORE 10
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
Seriously. SCORE 214
Pun! SCORE 199
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
Pun! SCORE 140
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
