Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Mama no. SCORE 52
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
I GUESS SCORE 46
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
+ cry. SCORE 119
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Safe pupper SCORE 81
