The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
Medical alphabet. SCORE 82
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 130
Smooth AF SCORE 101
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
#stopit SCORE 98
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Old Habits SCORE 81
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 138
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
Can not unsee. SCORE 104
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
huh… $43 M… SCORE 98
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
How Your Body Works SCORE 130
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92