This robot exists to push the hay closer to the cows. SCORE 29
It’s the catnip way. SCORE 19
Shine bright like a diamond. SCORE 24
Well, yes, but actually uh huh SCORE 28
Back in My Day… SCORE 30
Hot or not SCORE 24
Funny money. SCORE 18
This Waterboy wrap on my local tire shops’ water fountain. SCORE 19
Bro Bump SCORE 38
A medieval scribe doodled some penises on this Latin manuscript from the 1400s. SCORE 26
I am your grandmother now… SCORE 27
This restaurant has a discount for being friendly. SCORE 36
SCIENCE! SCORE 40
Extreme buzz life. SCORE 23
spiders in the tub SCORE 32
Keys. Phone. Wallet. Ready. SCORE 20
Papa, no. SCORE 19
Well played… SCORE 23
Baby, no. SCORE 20
Nailed it. – Dad, probably. SCORE 22
GOT’EEEEM SCORE 19
I can’t believe you’ve done this… SCORE 22
Change is good SCORE 36
Seems legit SCORE 33
Why you do this? SCORE 13
You are a got dam hero SCORE 29
Thanks I hate it. SCORE 38
Go home, ball. SCORE 26
This USA Flag landed on Normandy Beach at D-Day, now returned to the USA as a gift from the Netherlands SCORE 30
*mom intensifies* SCORE 24
It’s so crazy, it just might work. SCORE 17
The seagull footprints around this trash can with a bagel in it… SCORE 26