Why I hate getting new clothes. SCORE 127
When I’m printing off notes for a meeting that I’m late to. SCORE 118
Marie Curie SCORE 208
My phone and I are so close… SCORE 175
Bad Education SCORE 233
House prices. SCORE 3
I Still Can’t Find Them SCORE 156
Where we should send Justin Bieber. SCORE 179
Quick lube thinks it’s hilarious. SCORE 115
Every Harry Potter spell ever! SCORE 93
On the first day. SCORE 190
Boy, have things changed… SCORE 155
Yeah, right. I believe you… SCORE 14
They know something I don’t. SCORE 214
Why you shouldn’t go with your wife to a 3D movie… SCORE 66
Must be related to Katniss Everdeen. SCORE 147
Cross section of a hand grenade SCORE 11
Foreigners. SCORE 217
Zero stars SCORE 14
Canadian police. SCORE 148
My cat when it’s awake vs. when it’s asleep. SCORE 169
I’m sweating bullets, here! SCORE 130
White people dancing. SCORE 124
This is why I don’t go in the water… SCORE 128
Camel art. SCORE 13
American is not lovin’ it… SCORE 144
Depression parkour. SCORE 20
Goes the clock. SCORE 181
Waiting in line SCORE 170
Gently blow on your screen. SCORE 110
How to outplay a penguin SCORE 102
The coolest pup. SCORE 9
