thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
have a good one eh SCORE 17
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
everything is just fine SCORE 19
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
they do WHAT with the snow?! SCORE 29
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21