We do not deserve dog. SCORE 25
The first time Albert Einstein wrote down E=mc², 1905 SCORE 28
Danny, please. SCORE 35
Trust the process… SCORE 26
Namahell naw SCORE 23
*toots in binary* SCORE 24
Just girl things… SCORE 36
Spongebob lore… SCORE 28
Harvard grads… basically. SCORE 43
Local police think they funny. SCORE 34
Spiders have no idea how cool their webs look. SCORE 23
Your laundry is dry… SCORE 24
If only there were some instructions you could have followed… SCORE 36
Be better, bud. SCORE 30
Who you calling Hook? SCORE 29
The sink is haunted… SCORE 32
Predictability is power. SCORE 17
Stream wars. SCORE 15
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat SCORE 21
Bask in the glory… SCORE 19
Big gulp… SCORE 32
Zucchini’s from heaven… SCORE 22
Try it before you buy it… SCORE 22
Large Swiss ice crystals. SCORE 30
10/10 would snort again. SCORE 22
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 43
Just a couple of Stripers… SCORE 32
Could you toast me some water, love? SCORE 19
Welcome to Diagon Alley! SCORE 22
Temperature sensitive bath tiles. SCORE 16
The feeling is mutual. SCORE 27
Nailed it. SCORE 39