When I get a package in the mail. SCORE 80
Real phones have curves. SCORE 14
Just a duck SCORE 140
I’ve got no chance… SCORE 221
Smooth. SCORE 169
Obi-Wan is a smooth criminal. SCORE 14
Yoga for paws!!! SCORE 107
Tom Hiddleston on romance. SCORE 253
Food and exercise. SCORE 2
Out of the Park SCORE -12
Hangovers. SCORE 112
Women should date men with beards. SCORE -75
Frisky Fred SCORE 138
Modern ghost. SCORE 216
There are only 2 types of food in this world… SCORE 9
Superman epiphany. SCORE 141
Almost! SCORE 104
My personality exactly. SCORE 230
Well said Mr. Mujica SCORE 148
Other people’s drama makes my life more interesting. SCORE 100
Two Questions SCORE 126
Beats by Dre SCORE 151
They sure are slow out of the box… SCORE 134
Paranormal cativity. SCORE 100
A day at the spa. SCORE 133
Give this man an award! SCORE 191
Not to Be Used for Bribing Politicians SCORE 124
20 things to whisper into someone’s ear. SCORE 92
Maximum insecurity prison. SCORE 97
How babies make decisions. SCORE 99
May move house SCORE 183
This is a pun-ishable offense. SCORE 189