Ashton Kutcher took a photo of a paparazzo sitting outside his 2 years old’s daycare. SCORE 53
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Friends with hors. SCORE 46
The rare and lovely Maltese tiger SCORE 45
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
You are in the wrong neighbourhood, Amorphophallus titanum… SCORE 31
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Always add an expiry date… noob. SCORE 50
I would eat them. SCORE 40
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 30
New Tesla Model? SCORE 33
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
This is the ice we needed this summer. SCORE 25
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Pre-med is nothing but games. SCORE 43
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 51
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Y’all make no sense these days. SCORE 73
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
It’s all good. SCORE 48
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Movie Magic SCORE 27
