That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Get in there! SCORE 9
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
You are so cute… SCORE 336
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
SONDER SCORE 21
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
Ohhhh! So THAT’s how it works! SCORE 406
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Returned… SCORE 14
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
Oh Google. SCORE 224
Society’s ugly SCORE 21
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
Exactly. SCORE 170
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
Surprise me. SCORE 134
The Feels SCORE 14
Basically. SCORE 171
Where they are now… SCORE 30
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
Every time. SCORE 294
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
