your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
i’m moving to this good boi’s town SCORE 24
i will not drive 7 hours for chips and dip SCORE 39
he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34
he wins the game SCORE 14
close enough SCORE 33
sometimes you just gotta pull the ears back SCORE 33
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
it’s called being patriotic SCORE 16
call failed SCORE 21
i can’t control the weather SCORE 36
a brilliant idea SCORE 18
whatever it takes SCORE 25
the one who got away SCORE 23
makes me laugh every time SCORE 33
she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 30
i win SCORE 35
just act casual SCORE 21
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 22
goodbye Jeffrey, you were my best friend SCORE 25
just one word SCORE 17
just another friday SCORE 23
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
come back to the office they said, it’ll fun they said SCORE 40
it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
it works! SCORE 31
an of course there’s a shard missing SCORE 10
it’s called fashion SCORE 20
we’re all just introverted otters on the inside SCORE 32
everything is fine SCORE 33