The only time I read ahead… SCORE 18
Well. I guess I’ll ride my bike, said no one ever. SCORE 19
Olive Garden has a superb menu right now, though. SCORE 29
This kitty never financially recovered from this… SCORE 26
Chaos at the google. SCORE 27
Sorry Bill. SCORE 57
Things change… SCORE 30
How to get rabies in one easy cronch! SCORE 30
OK Miles… SCORE 32
*evil Pixar laughter* SCORE 22
Sequoia national park SCORE 35
It’s the little things. SCORE 35
Sea ya never. SCORE 16
That is pretty obvious Jay. Get it girl. SCORE 53
Look, Baby flamingo. Look at it. SCORE 29
Pandemic haircuts SCORE 33
American healthcare, essentially. SCORE 44
Love you, see you soon. SCORE 31
Netflix was grand. SCORE 31
You will never drive the Molten Steel tractor SCORE 21
I could bathe my loins here. SCORE 19
Nailed it, bud. SCORE 45
Dogs are sneakier than we give them credit for. SCORE 35
There is a soap opera series here in Czechia called The Street. They didn’t stop shooting… actors just put masks on their faces and started acting like nothing happened. SCORE 36
Works for me, honestly. SCORE 32
I hope Baskin Robbins financially recovers from this. SCORE 29
It has never been about you. SCORE 26
Show me the Peacock SCORE 25
It hurts watching him play so dumb… SCORE 29
I am never returning this back to the library. SCORE 34
Won’t somebody please think of the economy?! SCORE 33
Y’all’re gathered here t’day… SCORE 21