The purest of poetry. SCORE 148
My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114. SCORE 153
I am the Sphinx meow. SCORE 138
Lion is well trained. SCORE 127
Meanwhile, in The Matrix SCORE 109
A teachers worst fear SCORE 145
The choice is yours. SCORE 105
Neither of them got enough sleep, obviously SCORE 97
Orange Slice SCORE 142
Fill in the dog. SCORE 90
Angels in Mexico. SCORE 207
Laura Dern in Jurassic Park SCORE 45
Firefox found a hole in Windows. SCORE 97
Poor eyesight SCORE 134
Snitches Don’t Get 5-star Passenger Ratings SCORE 179
The backroom of the Natural History Museum SCORE 84
Math? SCORE 96
Love my mom to death but… SCORE 92
effectively utilized girl power SCORE 78
Well. Alright then. SCORE 175
I Want His Job SCORE 129
She is Frida, she has located 52 trapped persons in Mexico City after yesterday’s earthquake. SCORE 167
‘If you insist’ SCORE 91
Magnets SCORE 94
Autocats, roll out! SCORE 100
Masculinity SCORE 77
No kelly SCORE 158
Talk like a pirate day SCORE 160
I’ll Remember This SCORE 113
I got 12 bricks SCORE 131
This is the largest container ship in the world. It can hold over 19,000 containers and is so massive, the recent expansion of The Panama Canal is still unable to accommodate it’s size SCORE 61
After every natural disaster…. SCORE 64