Up your hotel game… SCORE 36
*happy Keanu noises* SCORE 32
F all the way to the heavens… SCORE 34
Safety first SCORE 47
This grocery store is built around a huge boulder SCORE 24
This Restaurant uniform is one star yelp reviews. SCORE 23
High octane Kool-Aid… SCORE 28
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie… SCORE 19
I mean, sure. SCORE 32
Youtube cosmetics… SCORE 26
Not, breastmilk… SCORE 29
Tooth fairy is a strange concept… SCORE 31
Probably a stable genius SCORE 22
*Batman intensifies* SCORE 29
Putin giving away all his secrets… SCORE 15
10/10 Would watch SCORE 38
OMG he does it every year… SCORE 24
I R O N I C SCORE 28
Get paid astronomically. SCORE 18
[Fall] in love. SCORE 32
Take a different route home, bud. SCORE 24
Polar bears down for the long sleep. SCORE 25
small brain time SCORE 23
Ant-Man good. SCORE 30
This is the trick we’ve been waiting for… SCORE 31
Issa piranha. SCORE 26
Florida statues… SCORE 25
Coffee gives you powers SCORE 25
Norway is really in to tacos. SCORE 45
It’s a decent thing to do. SCORE 40
Absolutely animals. SCORE 27
Nice work, Pixar. SCORE 38
