The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
And cheese SCORE 27
The system works SCORE 52
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
80 hours these days SCORE -18
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Fatality SCORE 40
Sports! SCORE 43
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
Proceed SCORE 30
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
What murder? SCORE 45
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 41
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
