Reading through the wife’s Christmas wish list. SCORE 19
"The cat stole my bed" SCORE 86
Somebody Give This Stock Boy A Raise… SCORE 75
Chicken meowt SCORE 70
Universal mute button SCORE 89
Very bad smell of socks SCORE 68
Even if you could travel at almost lightspeed, you couldn’t really go farther than this SCORE 70
Didn’t see that one coming SCORE 81
The internet is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die SCORE 143
The Leafy Sea Dragon SCORE 80
When you get a tattoo at age 11 SCORE 61
Party goals SCORE 157
Let’s see how long it takes for Mom to notice… SCORE 67
Nuns night out SCORE 81
"You know nothing Dog Snow" SCORE 99
When Dad’s in charge of the family Christmas card… SCORE 130
Goat physics SCORE 91
A few myths and legends about winter – from ancient mythology to modern folktales SCORE 60
How much crust is too much? SCORE 95
I’m Glad You’re Up SCORE 58
Merry Christmas from Russia and to all a good night! SCORE 98
Snail has flower SCORE 76
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 109
Parker I want that picture of Spiderman on my desk by noon! SCORE 62
This guy… SCORE 145
This geode looks like a burrito SCORE 79
How to advertise memory cards SCORE 79
Best company picnic ever SCORE 75
Dog before and after being called a good boy SCORE 104
Cave memes SCORE 132
Cuddle up SCORE 78
Lowes and Home Depot SCORE 74