Except the dog who gives you the glove thumb. SCORE 263
Every time SCORE 51
How I feel about the Harlem Shake. SCORE 148
Got thanksgiving dinner already planned. SCORE 128
When you start boycotting all cable news. SCORE 83
When people ask me if I'm single. SCORE 303
Swanson on emotions. SCORE 174
The strength of men SCORE 124
But I'm hungry! SCORE 71
Man, I can't believe I'm hearing this SCORE 158
When my parents complain about me. SCORE 113
Girlfriendzoning SCORE 200
Because, cute. SCORE 119
Worst. Action figure. Ever. SCORE 98
True SCORE 106
A Geode Cake SCORE 90
Now you know how a trumpet works. SCORE 185
Love. SCORE 177
The future sucked. SCORE 833
The McLobster is back! SCORE 60
I would watch it SCORE 271
Goat physics SCORE 88
I wear your granddad's clothes... SCORE 208
Professor Prank SCORE 149
The happy family. SCORE 150
How to cheat like a boss. SCORE 154
My Type Of Flirting SCORE 89
When your office appreciates your struggle. SCORE 186
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 216
Anderson SCORE 318
"Do you want to kiss him?" "But what if I hurt him?" SCORE 295
Children are SO mean... SCORE 118
