Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
RIP SCORE 63
Star Vars SCORE 55
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Ooops? SCORE 118
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Not even once SCORE 58
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
When I die… SCORE 130
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
The truth hurts SCORE 40
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
This is adorable SCORE 135