the machines were right SCORE 42
’tis the season SCORE 24
brain fart SCORE 24
pre-coffee demon SCORE 7
i pretend i’m blind in public to avoid talking to people SCORE 28
oliver is a british cat SCORE 31
adds so much emphasis SCORE 22
be like baby llama SCORE 17
who wants to try this diet with me? SCORE 19
the next terminator movie looks like they gave up entirely SCORE 22
oddly profound SCORE 17
our time to bite! SCORE 9
we’ll send you a bill via mail, bye! SCORE 19
are humans just trash cans? SCORE 26
i want a black belt in baking SCORE 35
just try it on, once. what’s the worst that could happen? SCORE 32
so many days lost SCORE 30
business markie SCORE 4
elite toast SCORE 18
and you’ll love them for their honesty SCORE 22
break from tradition. eat pizza for breakfast SCORE 26
species and age? SCORE 31
category 5 purring event SCORE 47
smells like teen school dinners. funal answer SCORE 8
new life motto SCORE 23
please repeat yourself SCORE 22
the fourth sister SCORE 6
looks unsafe SCORE 36
forever air freshener SCORE 29
officer skittles reporting for duty SCORE 27
it’s complicated SCORE 15
thankful for chonky raccoons SCORE 17