What adulthood is like. SCORE 216
Those bastards lied to me! SCORE 23
Senator Bob Menendez tweets: "Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act" SCORE 110
The 2nd Amendment isn't for 2nd class citizens SCORE 67
Frog is life. SCORE 24
Yo, kid. Want some cat nip? SCORE 265
Tourist Death Trap SCORE 185
People are great sometimes. SCORE 267
Logic? Who needs logic. SCORE 164
That Dog Name Is Marvelous SCORE 121
Pizza Hut 2020 SCORE 93
Unique Michael Jackson Costume SCORE 135
Words. SCORE 258
It could happen again... SCORE 35
*excretes comfort* SCORE 33
Floyd, we can fix this... SCORE 86
this can't be a real sign, can it? SCORE 48
I see no otter way out.... SCORE 102
i'm crying SCORE -5
These Canadian 25 cent notes from 1900 SCORE 45
This is a problem. SCORE 229
Poor Engineers... SCORE 258
Everything is in 2020 SCORE 18
NASA SCORE 147
Knowing what time it is, is overrated... SCORE 13
Back in my day. SCORE 172
Hillary be like, "I wanna end corruption in Wall Street." SCORE 95
Faith In Humanity Restored In Peru SCORE 179
Diplomacy SCORE 75
I could bathe here... SCORE 27
Your Harry Potter experience. SCORE 207
Get that grocer a raise. SCORE 19
