i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
must pet the pet SCORE 37
bad ass SCORE 38
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i can never find the words SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i wonder why SCORE 39
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
clever girl SCORE 40
delete my number SCORE 28
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
cats always come first SCORE 27
oh wow SCORE 48
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
irony man SCORE 45
i also laughed SCORE 56
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
so true SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
he did it because he could SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
