writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
hoas are a scam SCORE 36
it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
present the witnesses SCORE 46
retirement is near SCORE 22
feel my fatness SCORE 18
we got married immediately SCORE 20
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
my preciouses SCORE 14
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
welcome to hell SCORE 28
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
acid for kids SCORE 30
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
this is my lore SCORE 15
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
