she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
have a good one eh SCORE 17
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
everything is just fine SCORE 19
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41