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There%26%238217%3Bs+no+better+feeling%26%238230%3B
she%26%238217%3Bs+just+trying+to+not+let+it+go
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
a+shell+of+a+guy
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
then+anything+smoked%3F+What+about+any+fiery+loins%3F
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
thank+you+for+sharing+your+taxi%26%238217%3Bs+warmth+with+me
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
for+your+next+pet+adoption%26%238230%3B
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
i+guess+jesus+christ+wood
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
have+a+good+one+eh
have a good one eh SCORE 17
these+lifehacks+need+to+stop
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
they%26%238217%3Bre+just+missing+that+iconic+%26%238220%3BS%26%238221%3B
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
this+is+known+as+the+%26%238220%3Bnope%26%238221%3B+tree
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
and+you+still+end+up+blanking+until+3am
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
%2Afingerguns+towards+a+wall%2A
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
look%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+you%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+me
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
this+pun+lacks+drive
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
the+most+dangerous+weapon+of+them+all
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
ha%2C+gottem%21
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
i+am+become+the+haggard+old
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
i+repeat%2C+this+is+not+a
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
industrial+size+pockets+for+everyone%21
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
at+least+he+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+a+stickler
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
wait%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+supposed+to+assemble+them%3F
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
this+professor+rested+their+case
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
everything+is+just+fine
everything is just fine SCORE 19
oh+yeah%2C+that+thing
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
but+what+about+the+genus+of+squirrel%26%238230%3B
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
dang%2C+i+got+all+excited+for+nothing
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
to+isengard+to+isengard
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
you%26%238217%3Bd+think+that%26%238217%3Bd+be+handy
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
and+yet+i+see+clearer+than+ever+before
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
various+subjects%3A+%26%238220%3Bbut+you+have+heard+of+me%26%238221%3B
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
how+do+you+do%2C+younglings
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
honestly+not+a+bad+point
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
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hardcore+for+hardcore
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