First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
Microwaves SCORE 17
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
Washing Socks SCORE 142
What was this show? SCORE 229
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Yes, yes I do! SCORE 152
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
Alright then. SCORE 144
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 23
Dammit Elsa! SCORE 172
Swoon. SCORE -5
Me as a child SCORE 228
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 156
<3 SCORE 179
Every night. SCORE 18
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 19
Harsh! SCORE -5
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 21
so shiba, such inu SCORE 17
Albino crow SCORE 14
You’d really like him. SCORE 150
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
Swing Fail SCORE 15
